Wednesday, June 11, 2008

A shot of Tequila!




"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" - This is what reality shows have matured to in the United States while we still rot in the Roadies era. This is a show about finding true love with Tila who has the most intoxicating last name, Tequila.

Tila, a bisexual pornstar, starts with 15 boys and 15 girls, who all want their "shot at love" with her. She gives them tasks to do, like eat a pig's vagina, walk on glass (which incidentally was fake), get a tatoo on your back and other such deep heart-touching challenges. Based on their performances, which obviously reflect how much they care for her, she falls in and out of love with them, goes on dates with them, or makes out with them. In one show she was so fine with the balance of justice about grading her lovers' performances that she devised three categories of dates to reward them -the "sexy date", the "romantic date", and the "dirty date", all of which involved making out with her.

But Tila cannot keep loving all 30 of them! That would be too taxing on her! Hence lovers are eliminated in every episode, and they bid teary good-byes to their ultimate love in life. To quote one of the "jilted" lovers, "I was the one who truly loved her, she will know what she's missing, and this time I won't take her call".

In today's show, Tila brought down the number of contestants to 4, 2 guys and 2 girls. Things have started becoming serious. Now she must choose a partner for life soon. So she went and met their parents, in their hometowns, and I must say American parents are too cool: Tila dirty danced with one of their dads, made passes at another dad by sucking on a big juicy pickle and made one of their mom's show her breasts. The parents were very concerned about their children's decisions. "I am happy for them", said one teary eyed proud mom, "they look just perfect together. I hope the very best for their future".

This show shows us there is no limit to how much love an individual can have in his/her heart. It teaches us the real virtues of loving, caring and sharing. Tila is the goddess of love, the passion in her voice and the justice with which she deals with all her "lovers" would even put Aphrodite to shame.

And yes, Americans love this show so much that this is actually A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila -II

19 comments:

Tigger said...

WHAT?

Harish Damodaran said...

What is tat you are actually referring to in your last paragraph?

little boxes said...

good lord!
but i am not surprised...we have something called splitsville now...

sujaan said...

@harish, This is the second run of the show, like Roadies I, II etc...this is A Shot at Love II...

Angika said...

Like I told you, I can't believe that there is a show like this. And then again, I wonder why I'm surprised. It's a free world! We have the choice of not watching it if it doesn't appeal to our sensibilities. That's the only way I can justify it :D

Ranga said...

The first thing I did after reading this post was google 'Tila Tequila' just to make sure this wasn't another Sujaan spoof. Having assured myself of the authenticity of this show, its a wierd thought that the show is based on. Lovign some one by force,that too to some other end!

sujaan said...

@ranga, u think i've got such a fertile imagination that i would conceptualise the entire show? thanks for having such faith in me...

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sridhar said...

good. now we're coming closer to what i expect of u!
wht surprises me is that u r taking lessons and even writing things like "wht we learn" is not done!

sujaan said...

@sridhar, not everyone is a pro like u...others must learn...

silent_rebel said...

Sujaan is growing old!!! so are you going to the show, now that you are 'learning'?

sujaan said...

@senthil, oh u r here too!! i had to figure out who u r by going to ur blog...how can i be growing old and earning? there's an inherent contradiction there

sridhar said...

theres no contradiction sujaan. Learning never stops. especially with shows like these around. Even old men must now be taking lessons of love.....

and what exactly do u mean by calling me a pro. I haven't ever had the balls to even hit on a girl!

Angika said...

@Sridhar: Hahahahahaha. Sorry :-/

sujaan said...

Update on the show: Tila finally chose a girl as the winner and offered her heart. but the girl backed out in the end...so Tila is heartbroken...and i wont be surprised if they come up with a 3rd season of the show...

reema said...

so much fo love...eh?
da tequila tales r indeed a gr8 refletion on life..lol

you prat ! said...

great sarcasm.... which is what which works when simple derision is just not enough.

Apexa said...

HOld on man..I need a REAL shot of REAL DRiNK we call Tequila to read any further abt this show....But now I am curious...so who did she select in the end aferall?? who would be her LOVE of life??

Apexa said...

HAHAHA..wait I read the ending n JUST AS I THOUGHT..IT WAS A BIATCH SHE CHOSe...that was sooo obvious wasnt it?? haha..and now is the best part.I am sure u will see her in the dancing with the stars america show now..they had this show called the bachelor, similar background...a bunch of Blondes and high heeled brunettes try to get one STUPID looking guy who is a bachelor and a VERY nice man...pls ignore the fact that he had a GREAT time with almost 30 beautiful women..hey I didnt say Smart...until he finally realized SHe is the ONE...DO i need to say more abt the guys speed in judgments...thank God he didnt go for law skool...anyway, so the guy gets his Gurl and had a 3months LONGGGG happy married life or a relationship....pardon me for not being specific..though I didnt follow the show on TV I had to At work..thanks to all the Ladies on my floor...so now the guy thought ohh wat the heck now I dont have the fame anymore..they have the next season on..so he decides to call it off...poor gurl is shattered....and now...THERE she is THERE on DANCING WITH THE STARS..and she IS THE STAR...wait..HOW????? she was DUMPED FOR GOD sAKE like million other americans..but no no..SHE went through a LOT...too bad for her....so now she deserves to be a STAR..and this was not enough..now they had a BACHELORETTE for her..to get the RIGHT MAN..wahhh!!!!! JAI HO AMERICA!!!! too long a comment wasnt it?? just reminded me of this show too...thought of sharing it..i know psycho has taught me to write essay type answers too and my ability to keep on talking...makes me all the more better than the best...teeheee